I am aming the first one in effort!
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Drizzle father hears that the writing can earn big money, hence encourage that the son writes an article.Drizzle article 1 article wrote out, but he doesn't know into where throw to send.
Father wanted to mean to say:"Qian Duo where go toward where send!"
The hair hair is sought big envelope, the work work exactly wrote 5 words:Chinese bank accepts.
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A day evening, Mr. Wang puts his dog to outdoor urinate, then watched television to forget to put a dog to come in, be he thought of got a fright while opening the door, because his dog Diao wear the neighbor's cat, and the cat is dead …
Kill a dog …smelly dog!You unexpectedly do to descend this kind of matter!
Mr. Wang at scold a burst of behind, how to should do dispassion ground thinking!
He doesn't dare to tell his neighbor, therefore he decides to clean off cat to put the neighbor's hallway to pretend have no matter he mentions cat bathroom, Be dirty to wash out the blood stain and the mire on the cat body, he continuously and again flushes, wash four times just calculate clean;Immediately after he blows cat stem also comb hair beauty, exactly spend for three hours to fix, make whole body and bathrooms all dirty smelly unbearable.
Then he takes black breeze of night Gao, done in complete secrecy of put the cat to the neighbor's porch to ascend
On the second day, when he goes out to go to work his neighbor pensively calls he:"Hi!Mr. Wang really saw ghost last night."
The nervous cold sweat direct current of Mr. Wang, way:"Oh!BE, what matter?"
"My cat died yesterday morning, I covered up it, this morning it unexpectedly the heel was usually similar to lie at my family of."
The text chapter 4170 imagination/two"is stupid just"/the toilet haunt
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"Father, I can also grow up a heel you generally and consumedly person?"
"Lead for 20 years yes."
"Arrive that moment, I may have no call to what matters must ask a mother first, can want to do what do what?"
"Do not say, son, connect father, I haven't grown up to shout in that son."
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Brothers 2 people together go to visitor, after sitting quietly, the domestic sends "Fan peach the stem order tea".The younger brother asks
Elder brother:"Is this what things?"The elder brother blames him ignorance and then answers a way:"Is stupid just!"Soon, the family hold "the olives stem orders tea" again;The younger brother asks again is what, the elder brother freely answers a way again:"Is stupid just!"The younger brother silently says to the elder brother while going out:"Just that the first stupid just although is sour still have a little sweet flavor;The second stupid just, in addition to having a little is puckery, thin and tasteless!"
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Formerly have a person who loves drinking usually drink of greatly inebriate to just go home!~His wife also knows that he has this trouble!~So at the time that he went home each time, his wives all ignore him!~One day he again drink greatly to inebriate behind come back!~His wife has never managed him himself to climb to go to bed to go to bed!~Led in a short while!~His wife feels that someone is shaking her!~Then open eyes a see!~Is his husband!~She asks:"So late what do you still don't sleep stem?!~"The alcoholic says:"The wife come to see quickly!~Our house haunted!~"His wife knows that he drinks many say:"Make what ghost!~You drink many!~"The alcoholic wrongs of say:"I didn't inebriate!~The home really haunted!~Do not believe you to see!~While going to a toilet I an open the door light I Be getting brighter!~A close the door light to extinguish!~Not is haunt?~"His wife a listen to denounce openly right away:"You die alcoholic!~You and then toward refrigerator for Lao Tze to urinate!~"
The text chapter 4171 pays attentions to of husband/fashionable posture/she endures you for a long time
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The husband embraces to go home one set vacuum and excitedly says to the wife:"I bought the best vacuum in the world for you."Say, he coffee don't, cigarette ash …… the Sa is on the carpet of living room, " doesn't believe you to see,beats by dre studio hd, want ～only a my hand a button, these garbage immediately without a trace, otherwise, I immediately eat them."
The son listenned to and was calm him to say:"Seeing to you don't eat can not.""Absolutely can't!""Meeting of, because the power is off today."
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A rightness of young men and women return to country to marry, nevertheless because can not stand the dog, chicken that the nighttime is spread by the countryside to blare the voice of etc., intend that taking advantage o is last time bright for a sky city.Hence they grope in the dark to get up at the midnight whole pack baggage, fill into things all luggage, but detection because of too many things, the luggage closes not up.
The husband says:"You climb to a top to press down to try and see."But as a result is still a pass not up, hence the wife says with husband:"Rather make our 2 people all climb to a top to try and see?"
Whole family words just finish saying, then the all of lights are bright, the father who see a bridegroom stands on the doorway to say:"This kind of fashionable posture I pour and see!"
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The words say small Can Can a three people is watching television, burst upon big rascal on the appearance**the lens of young girl.The big rascal rides on young girl, the young girl tries very hard to a flounder.The shout voice disturbed a neighbor.The big rascal is caught on the spot, encounter a burst of beat mercilessly.Small Can Can her daddy doesn't have no as well to to heart's content yell:"Beat well!The!"Who know his words sound has never fallen to see a stick dynasty, he beats to go, "Mao" the ground is a him is beaten to faint.His in perplexity asks a daughter after waking up:"Why to want to beat me"?Small Can Can two eyes stare with anger, not to realize.The wife aside has no to bear to what place say:"Next time you can notice 1:00, in fact she with through endured for a long time"!
The text chapter 4172 already have have no perhaps/bottom be face/hour cleverness
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The 81-year-old old father sees a son from Hong Kong to Canada.He although the age is advanced in age, energetic, want to go out for a walk every day.Because he can't speak English, can not ask the way, therefore his son is worried that he will be fond of a way.There is world noon, he takes a walk specially long, after going home, the son faces up to ask him to have to meet trouble.The old man is wearing a smile to say:"Do not worry, I already have to have no perhaps, have already copied down the street of this street."Say from the side pocket in take out a piece of paper, proudly let son see.Up and originally write:"The ＮＯＥＸＩＴ (road closed)."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~`~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~There is a wealthy person, regardless do what matter son always think than other people, Gao Yi Deng, .Have a year, the day labor of wealthy person and his house, each born a boy.The wealthy person wants to divide a height in calling a word.
The kid bears the third day, the wealthy person asks day labor:"You what name does that poor boy take?"
The day labor letter says:"Our poor people doesn't pay attention to what, be named as a bottom."
Once the wealthy person listen to, is matching intention, roar with laughter to say:"Good!Good!Too good!My baby's son calls a face."
Bottom and face grow 5 years old.A day, the face suddenly got critical illness to die.The wealthy person is depressed
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