Interest way:"At present kid, have no safe consciousness too much!The time of walking doesn't even close IEs, if do I steal the Zha to her account number and do?Still ask the network safe question ……"
Suddenly, the teaching assistant shouts loudly:"Depend, this small Sao Niangs fluently walked my Parker's pen!!"
57.Arrest what eat what, run into who who unlucky!
58.Really don't think again**-because"iron Chu" has been already whetted"embroider to spend needle"!
59,beats by dre pro.(The limits of the earth is happy paradise)just so-called and lifetime don't know Wu Teng Lan, then call sex maniac also in vain~~
60.(The limits of the earth is happy paradise)Zhang Jing Ying says:"The fans who worship me all say- accidentally of the idol call clever"
He Jie Shuo:"The fans who worship me all say- accidentally of the idol call Jie"
The week pen Chang says:"The fans who worship me all say- accidentally of the idol call Chang"
Li Yu Chun says:"You chat, I walked first!"
61.I ask the girl of the left side:"Do not your homework's making finish making?"-" I didn't finish making!"
Hence ask the right side the girl again:"What about you?"-" I just handed over!"
62.(Limits of the earth happy paradise)item feather:Worry Ji, now too late escaped and put only two roads in front of you:The first commits suicide;The second is behind rushed through of 800,000 people, Ma Lun jian, , your choice~
Worry Ji:Big king …I …I choose quilt 800,000 people, Ma Lun jian,s!
Item feather:?Worry Ji, you can listen to clear, is 800,000"person's horse"s-not only someone, also have Ma Na!
Worry Ji:I commit suicide!!
63.Go out to drink with a few brotherses in the evening, drink about, we asked a flank a drink alone of the elder brothers what time, he saw the set steelyard(in don't pack thing) that the eye put on the table, impatient way:"12:00!!"
64.The some university school rules is the most scathing, night not the marriage will dismiss!Three elder brothers came back a night and prepared to turn over a wall to come in, a brothers very carefully stretched forward to see inside the wall and see a peasant worker stand this, the small voice asks:"Have already had the school the public security?"Peasant worker very the town settled ground to do a "ok" signal.Three boys are a burst of to rejoice with wild joy, turn over a wall to go in, drive squat down pit three school public securities here successfully arrest!Before taking, three boys turn head a sad way toward the peasant worker"you not is tell us'ok'?"Peasant worker bitter and astringent way:"Am I to by hand point to compare and tell that you have'three'!"
65.I:Still have how many a round flat cakes?
Dining room mm:2.
I:That gives me 3!(What about just thinking business, so pressed a root while saying this words don't lead a brain, not even count all don't divide ah ×_×)
Dining room mm:?
I:(think that she didn't listen to pure, loudly)3~~~Zhang Bing!!!
The dining room mm sees BH my noodles take fierce be like, hence meticulously take out a lunch-box from the underneath, open, in have an a round flat cake, together with plate two, gave me together, whimper way:This …this should be my supper ……
66.Small A"lonesome suffered"s go to a Piao chicken.
Chicken:"We generally have 2 kinds here, 1 are to take orotund 200 dollars, and 1 kind doesn't take orotund 100 dollars."
Small A:"I am a student, have no that much money, that wanting still doesn't take voice of."
The small A comes back up to 100 download an orotund copy to arrive mp 3 up:"F*cK, have no voice, again good of'drama'also is not!Use 100 degrees, Lao Tze can save 100 dollars next time!
67.In the season like this, can you do my bird flu?
The first time the 68. mms came to my bedroom and saw the cup that I brush teeth pour to button up on the window sill, curious about ING ……
MM:"Is very strange, you brush teeth of how to still have the cover son the mire cup?"
Then put out strength Ning Ning, result my cup bottom very violently to tear down, 555 ……
The MM is puzzling:"This trifle unexpectedly has no bottom!You this guy at ordinary times is how brush teeth drop?"
69.(Science and engineering in Dalian)warmly celebrate our school's dining room year-end to return a benefit promotion big activity!
I had to participation prize-5 hair coins, however find out in the vegetables!
More"award"s, more"surprise"s, exert in the big work dining room!Everyone takes parts in at once!
70.Second-hand Gao Shu Ke of the university originally needs to be sold, 90% is new, have the report card as certificate!
71."Brothers such as brothers, the woman is like clothes", thus see, I am just a red body naked centipede!Remaining that is sorrow, and then inwardly rejoice:O.K., I ain't a snake that is peeled!
72.Is a to return to country to call on relatives at the elder brothers of the United States is some gifts for the relativeses Shao, the elder brother's wife says after tearing open gift:"This shoe are our factories to do!"
73."Spoke to arrange a combination during the days in the senior high school, the cent set did.
The teacher starts to call Lei:"You set how many persons?"
Lei:"12."
Teacher:"Like, that you calculate for a while, 12 individual line up, you can not stand on the row head and the row tail and then have how many kinds of row method?"
The Lei is devoted to calculate:", There are 12 people, I not the ability is in the row head … is … not the ability is lining up tail ……"
In a short while, finally careless, do amiss.Teacher Nu punishes a Lei station.
BE a wave again:"You set how many persons?".
The wave fears to, a long time, answer:"Is three ……"
74.Some bedroom in University of Shenzhen, the classmate AN is playing interstellar, China for invite personnel B to walk into bedroom.
B:Classmate, how are you, is I it China in Shenzhen that see for of, this being the introduction of my company, you canning draw out for some times?
A:Don't see me busy!
(The B waited a short while ……)
B:Classmate, you still see, we company the treatment is quite good~
A:My study how not, hanged a quite a few section!
B:Have no matter son, we believe that your affirmation will all pass to make up exam to get hold of a graduation certificate~
A:I four classes didn't also lead!
B:Have no matter son, we believe you can definitely pass combine smooth graduation of~
Make a contract for not influencing playing a game, helpless.
75.Because this year New Year's Day doesn't go home and formally advertises for friend now, total degree Chinese New Year good night brief name"total degree night of pleasure".
If advertise for to three people, we can play mahjong;
If advertise for to two people, we can fight landlord;
If advertise for to a person, we can beat a bubbles dragon;
If only my a person, that has to beat …beat …**;
Ps:The lady has the initiative, man doesn't need to talk, super female and own a super female qualities to don't need to talk!
76.Bedroom a few brotherses go to Huang Shan Wan together.There is a place for making the Ji fish carry on the back very nearly, since that was in the past, the leg of eldest brother frightens to not listen to order and takes a rest in the top of hill to also have no to slowly come over for a night.On the second day, everyone's amount of company scrapes up the money to let the eldest brother sit the mountain in the bamboo chair that 2 people lift, the others walk first very much.When there wait a bamboo chair, the eldest brother feels very much obliged, hence very the sense of honor ground robbed everyone's all shoulder bags to come over and prepared to hang on the chair when the time comes.After several hours, everyone arrived to below the hills wait eldest brother, left etc. is right and waits not, wait of flower also thank the suns all fell just discover one on the road misty of a little bit small, waiting until can see whole body, discovered to is an eldest brother- and see him up and down hang all over full to wrap and hold a lock mangosteen and slowly fall flop ……after three days, the eldest brother wakes up at the hospital of the first words:"That bamboo chair … only climb mountain of … didn't descend mountain of ……"
77.Two university students chew the fat in the bar.
A:You with what for living?
B:Write."
A:Write what?Go toward where throw?
B:Write a letter-want money to the home!
78.Public relations lesson, teacher:"Boy why see the adoring girl talk stammer?"
The GG is down below to answer:"Because the tongue Chong blood erection!"
79.She gave me 1 to kiss while breaking up, that felling- good
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